If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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