In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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