My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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