Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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