Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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