I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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