Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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