bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Randomize
