Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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