Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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