Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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