I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
My nipple is on Facebook.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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