The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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