Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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