normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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