Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Randomize
