hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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