Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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