Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
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