In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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