Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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