You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Randomize
