we're blogging at a bar
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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