At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
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