saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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