i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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