You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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