so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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