I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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