But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
