So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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