Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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