You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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