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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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