3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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