quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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