SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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