it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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