Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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