Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
