I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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