i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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