i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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