Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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