I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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