To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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