His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Randomize
