Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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