so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
this will be a night to untag.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
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