for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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